It’s Been a While

Hey y’all,

Sorry I’ve been MIA for what, like 2 months?!! Yea, well a girls gotta handle her business and to be qiute frank, I’ve been trying to decide what direction I want to take this sucka in anyway.

Just don’t have a nervous breakdown on me ’cause I’ll be back with some fresh material soon. In the mean time, you can check me out as a guest blogger on my girl Conny Kate’s site. She’s freakin’ dope so here’s to hoping I don’t run her shit into the ground!

http://connykate.wordpress.com

Enjoy it and I’ll holla at you soon.

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed

Can’t We Just Drink Cherry Wine?

 

Earlier this morning, I was talking to my sister Hawaiian Silky Half-Breed about nothing in particular when, for whatever reason, she brought up the band Gym Class Heroes. Trying desperately to convince me that this band is worth caring about, it wasn’t until she walked away crooning their new single “Clothes Off” that I remembered the first time I truly felt our generation gap.

Minor Adjustments

 

Seems like the last few videos I tried to embed stopped working after a while (thank YouTube, I really appreciate it). I’ve since fixed the problem so you can go on enjoying the site as per usual, only this time with videos that actually work. Sorry for the problems y’all and thanks for not bombarding me with complaints. I know how you heffas can be…

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed

Keepin’ It Real: Dating In NYC

 

One of my very favorite publications, Time Out NY, recently surveyed 5o single women about dating life in New York. Having been a single woman in New York, I can completely sympathize with these ladies, however, I understand how the amount of cynicism may be alarming to others, especially the fellas.

Crack Is So Wiggity, Wiggity Wack

 

In random news, a crackhead beat up a peacock in the parking lot of a Burger King on Staten Island. Really. No joke.

Harry And William Must Be Down

Let’s just hope they’re not down-low.

This picture was taken at the Concert for Diana, which was held in England this past weekend and when I saw it I immediately became concerned for the well-being of these two princes. Not because they look uncomfortable around two black men, because they seem to be handling themselves just fine, but because they are hangin’ out with these two black men in particular.

White Folk News: Fake Paris Emerges

 

Wtf is this?

Hey Paula: Best Show Of The Summer

 

First off, let me just say that this is all types of typical Bravo swagger. They just love their summer trainwrecks, don’t they? I know y’all remember my personal fav “Being Bobby Brown.” I may not have had AC in summer ‘05 but I sho’ did have my cable hookup so I wouldn’t miss an single minute of that mess. Luckily, I got that central air this summer so I can enjoy my crazy without sweating my perm out in the process.

This Poor Child…

Not only is his name Blanket but now Michael “Peter Pan” Jackson has him looking like he was conceived at a masquerade ball.

That’s a damn shame.

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed

Isaiah Washington Is No Sambo

 

This is a man who certainly did not walk off the plantation yesterday and I am lovin’ him more and more by the minute. Not only is he an angry negro but he cannot stop talkin’ about how he was done wrong. In other words, he’s starting to sound crazy and, being a crazy negro myself, I just love shit like this.