Aight y’all, I might as well start this foolishness off right:
To all you hoes, heffas, haters, bustas, snitches, bitches, and anyone else who interests me in the very least, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lady Half-Breed and in addition to reppin’ all of the above I would like to give a shout out to my Congolese people doin’ it in the Motherland and to my white side in Europe, holla if you hear me. Now, for all of us to start off on the right foot it is imperative that you read, recite, and remember everything I’ve written after the jump.
1) If you’re lookin for a theme or some kind of cohesive force that holds this blog together then you are seriously trippin’. You would be better off reading Why I Love My Little Ponys or something equally ridiculous.
2) This blog is not PG or even PG-13. So let the grown folk handle their business and go put some more half-naked pictures of yourselves on the MySpace or whatever it is that you children are doing today.
3) I am an equal opportunity hater. I don’t care if you are white, black, blue, bi, straight, or John Legend. Either way, you can bet that I will talk about you.
4) Lastly, I’m sure many of you think I sound like an angry drag queen. Well, let me counter by saying that you are exactly right. Shit, I might as well be ice skating on Astroglide and farting glitter in a bathhouse. But really people, the more you read, the more you’ll love me. Don’t be a hater.
Got it? Good. Let’s kick it.
Sincerely,
Lady Half-Breed
