This Poor Child…

Not only is his name Blanket but now Michael “Peter Pan” Jackson has him looking like he was conceived at a masquerade ball.

That’s a damn shame.

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed

Isaiah Washington Is No Sambo

 

This is a man who certainly did not walk off the plantation yesterday and I am lovin’ him more and more by the minute. Not only is he an angry negro but he cannot stop talkin’ about how he was done wrong. In other words, he’s starting to sound crazy and, being a crazy negro myself, I just love shit like this.

Leftovers: BET Awards; Diddy Is Wack

 

Yesterday I covered what I believed to be the most pressing stories from Tuesday’s award show, however, I cannot close the chapter completely without running it into the ground first. So, please enjoy these leftovers and tomorrow I promise to talk about bigger and better things instead of this stale two day old news.

Time To Work On That Game Girl

 

I almost never hate on Beyonce but I’ve gotta be truthful. After seeing the show last night it’s clear that while it takes alot of time and effort to look this flawless day in and day out, it’s gonna take alot more to remain the hottest chick in the game.

You Can’t Take Ni**as Nowhere: 50 Cent

 

50 Cent has found himself in yet another beef and this time it’s with Captain Lil Pee-Pee aka T.I. or T.I.P. or whatever it is he’s calling himself today. Now, please be forewarned that at this time it is only true speculation, as neither party has addressed the issue yet, but before I continue I must ask, are we at all surprised? Really, this ain’t the first time this gorilla has acted like somebody threw a banana at his head when he wasn’t looking. I mean, if you breathed on this ni**a wrong I’m sure he’d try to start some shit ’cause Lord knows he has to act like every situation is a crack deal gone wrong in front of Joe’s Barbershop in Jamaica, Queens but ANYWAY…. 

Lady Half-Breed Returns: The BET Edition

 

Children,

I know I’ve been a little stagnant lately and I would first like to say that I’m sorry. Y’all know I sincerely apologize for not being able to supply you with enough reading material to ignore your job completely. Really, I am. But rest assured I have taken a break from the unemployment line long enough bring you so much shit your head might spin, all courtesy of the BET Awards which aired last night ’cause chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild we have alot to discuss.

Where Is Lady Half-Breed?

 

Child, I’ve been tryna get my life in order. You can only spend so many nights in the gutter before you find yourself sharing a hot plate of banana peels over a garbage fire with 5 bums in shit-stained overalls. Or were they skinny jeans? Either way it’s not a good look.

Let a girl handle her business and in the interim just do you while I do me. I’ll holla atchu in a few.

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed

That Scientology Ain’t Helping Either

In random white people news, I saw these tragic photos and knew I had to share:

What exactly is going on here? A white unitard with what I’m guessing is a snap crotch? Oh my Jesus.

Oh no, AND your herpes are flairing up again? Must be all that stress of trying to pretend your marriage is real. Girl, I suggest you break off the deal you made with Tom’s people ASAP. You know, the one where you get paid for every year of this sham marriage ’cause I would hate to see you in some purple lycra shorts, a bandoo, and some eye syphilis. Get it together, Katie.

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed

Vanity Fair Hearts Africa

 

If you are an A-lister and have yet to jump on the bandwagon to Africa, your celebrity status may be revoked until you do one of the following:

The Gay Mafia At Work Again

 

Actor Isaiah Washington who plays Dr. Burke on ABC’s hit series Grey’s Anatomy was officially fired this morning by the show’s creator Shonda Rimes. In response to his firing, Isaiah kept it gangsta and released this statement to the press:

“I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.”