Crack Is So Wiggity, Wiggity Wack

 

In random news, a crackhead beat up a peacock in the parking lot of a Burger King on Staten Island. Really. No joke.

According to CNN News, the peacock was just chillin’ when a crackhead jumped out and beat the bird so furociously that it later had to be put to sleep. When asked about the scene, a restaurant worker said “the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it” then she asked him what he was doing, he responded “‘I’m killing a vampire!”‘

Wow.

If this doesn’t keep the kids off the crack, I don’t know what will.

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed

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