First off, let me just say that this is all types of typical Bravo swagger. They just love their summer trainwrecks, don’t they? I know y’all remember my personal fav “Being Bobby Brown.” I may not have had AC in summer ‘05 but I sho’ did have my cable hookup so I wouldn’t miss an single minute of that mess. Luckily, I got that central air this summer so I can enjoy my crazy without sweating my perm out in the process.
I think there was some Thursday night premiere or something but I was too busy being on African Standard Time and showing up 7 hours late to a BBQ to care. But last night I was able to catch a rerun and thank the Lord in heaven that I did ’cause this show is ’bout to be my new crack. In fact, I’ma go ‘head and predict this now: “Hey Paula” is going to be the trainwreck to end all trainwrecks.
Imagine this: Its like “Being Bobby Brown”, that stupid Anna Nicole show from a few years back, and “Chaotic” all wrapped into one. And to think, her people have the nerve to tell us that her behavior is just a little insomnia:
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight….
Insomnia or not, dont you just love seeing celebrities all fucked-uppity ‘n shit? It’s fabulous. Especially when their people have no idea how to control them and then make bullshit excuses for them like “oh she’s so tired.” Whatever bitch. If by “tired” you mean “sippin’ on that syzzurp” then alright. I’ll take your word for it.
“Hey Paula” airs Thursday nights on Bravo at 10/9c. Be sure to watch you some. It’s the definition of entertainment.
