It’s Been a While

Hey y’all,

Sorry I’ve been MIA for what, like 2 months?!! Yea, well a girls gotta handle her business and to be qiute frank, I’ve been trying to decide what direction I want to take this sucka in anyway.

Just don’t have a nervous breakdown on me ’cause I’ll be back with some fresh material soon. In the mean time, you can check me out as a guest blogger on my girl Conny Kate’s site. She’s freakin’ dope so here’s to hoping I don’t run her shit into the ground!

http://connykate.wordpress.com

Enjoy it and I’ll holla at you soon.

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed

Minor Adjustments

 

Seems like the last few videos I tried to embed stopped working after a while (thank YouTube, I really appreciate it). I’ve since fixed the problem so you can go on enjoying the site as per usual, only this time with videos that actually work. Sorry for the problems y’all and thanks for not bombarding me with complaints. I know how you heffas can be…

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed

She’s Back…

Eve finally put the cocaine down and made a track. Check it:

But really, why does every damn Swizz Beats track have to have some annoying alarm sounding in the background?

Whatever. Glad to see you lookin right for a change, Eve.

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed

You Need A Dose of Act Right

Why is Flav embarrassing our people like this…again?

And why is he always lookin’ dusty? He needs to stop parading his baby mamas around the white people and take broke-down J.Lo back to the hood where she belongs.

I can’t take it.

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed

Harpo’s Hammertoes

Nasty. With all that money you’d think O could afford a pediatrist or something. And how she gonna have the nerve to try to right that wrong with some nail polish? Girl, the problem ain’t the brown nails you tryin’ to cover up with OPI’s Burnt Sienna, it’s the fact that you’re feet are no longer shaped like feet!

Oprah, next time you’re about to put on a pair of flip-flops and you notice your feet lookin’ like you just shucked your way off the plantation, do us all a favor and reach for a pair of boots instead.

Thanks.

xoxo,

Lady Half-Breed